Up next in our introductions is Sergeant Block. This toy certainly doesn’t match what it says on his packaging. Sergeant Block may have military habits like calling some of his friends “cadet” or “captain”, but this plastic toy is a big softie. He often speaks softly, is never stern, and the thought of war makes him want to fall to pieces.

Fun fact: Sergeant Block’s limbs were originally supposed to be camouflage colored. However, I got very bored of that very quickly. This resulted in his current almost-rainbow limbs.

Note: This comic was originally posted on Tumblr on March 4, 2020.